Well, the time has finally come, my friends. Jonny Cage's Horror Movie Reviews is in the brink of a major change. Our name will become Caged Movie Reviews. We've decided that the old name is just too long. Plus we will be moving to an actual website soon...like Feb. or March. I'm getting all of the reviews moved and edited so this will take some time. But I'm just letting everyone know. More updates to come. Thanks for reading!
In Blood,
Jonny Cage
Hell yeah, baby! I'm back on the job. Sorry it's been so long since my last review, I've been working on my new house and taking care of my sick baby, who turning around and got me sick (go figure). Either way, I'm back in full swing with a slew of new crap for you to read. So please, tell your friends, tell your enemies, tell your grandma...cuz it's about to get ugly!
Well, the first of many War of the Dead: ZERO interviews has finally been completed. My interview with writer/director Mike DiSario went swimmingly. I was told that I was also granted interviews with the entire cast and main crew! So there will be a lot more interesting stuff here for you to feast your hungry zombie eyes on...keep reading!
We have yet another addition to the family. She will be known simply as "The Archivist". She is in complete control over our work, keeping safe the very things that make this website as great as it is. I would like everyone to give a very warm welcome to who might the most important person on our team...The Archivist. Booyah!
Some of you may have seen the teaser episode for the new web series War of the Dead: Z.E.R.O. If you haven't you can see it here. It is the world's first episodic zombie series focusing on a group of elite task force members trained specifically to deal with zombie outbreaks. The reason I'm contacting you about this is because the director, Mike Disario, has offered Jonny Cage's Horror Movie Reviews and exclusive interview. I have been putting together many questions for him but would like to see if any of you have questions as well. Just email me back with any questions you would like me to ask and I will reference your name when I ask the question. This is gonna be really cool!
Also, I am planning on recording the conversation so I can offer it to my readers, such as yourself. I will make it available for download as soon as possible after the interview. So get those questions rolling, I'm planning this to happen this month so get on it. Peace!
In Blood,
Jonny Cage
Our team is growing with our lates addition...Rabbid. She has been added to help focus some strength on the movies from our aquaintences to the east (that's the oriental orientation). Since none of the three of us really care much for that genre, foreign that is, we decided that we needed one more body in the morgue. Thus I give you...Rabbid!
I have created a custom dictionary specifically tailored to my personal arsenal of verbiage. This should help you understand my own psychosis and therefore enjoy my reviews more than you already do. Thus...I give you...
